Daily History Picture: Cane Flask July 6, 2017
Author: Beach Combing | in : Historical Pictures , trackback
Prohibition era.
Bruce T, 30 Jul 2017: Cane flasks are still being produced, for amusement purposes only, of course, and used at certain sporting events were liquor is banned, or events where drinking is considered inappropriate during the ceremonies, graduations, recitals, funerals, weddings, church, anywhere the long winded and so-called upright reign and go on for hours. You’ve got daughters, can you imagine sitting through a two plus hour dance recital featuring packs of stomping little girls without a little something to relieve the pain? I’ve been there and I’ve done it and don’t advise it. However at one, one of the instructors, a winsome former college gymnast of some twenty-six summers, decided to do a tumbling exhibition and her tits came flying out in mid-routine. That I enjoyed w/o the help of intoxicants. You should invest in a flask cane now. Get a sword cane and gun cane while your at it. You’ll need it with all those grabby Italian guys when the girls get older. Use birdshot in the cane. It won’t kill the heathens, but it will feel as if they’ve been stung by a nest of hornets all at once. Another one of my Grandpa’s tricks. Is there anything that man didn’t know how to deal with? Old Man Bill Mason taught him well.
